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Maybe-May

The month of May, the month you stop drinking to determine if it MAY be the alcohol that’s making you fat. It’s like Dry-January, only it’s strictly superficial.
I lost 20 pounds during Maybe-May, it was the booze the whole time! Let’s stop drinking during May, maybe we will lose weight.
by JaxU April 27, 2021
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Mays

She is kind and gets too attached to people but once you lose her trust me it’s your loss
She loves going out and she’s a hard worker and loves to care for people and makes everyone around her smile she’s unforgettable and memories with her will last forever

Once you meet her you won’t meet someone like her again
Mays
by madmoizelle November 23, 2021
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may 7th

jessica send me her arch pic on may 7th
by snjdjxodjsjs May 6, 2022
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Eric Mays

Probably the most legendary councilman to walk the face of this earth.

He is still a TikTok sensation even posthumously. Were it not for him, the entire flint water crisis would've been swept under the rug.

He wasn't afraid to stand his ground and tell the truth, held true to defending his constituents, A solid American hero with backbone. He didn't take shit from anyone and was known to point out corruption.

This man carried an energy hardly anyone could match.

RIP Councilman Mays, you are dearly missed, sir.
Kate Fields: "Do I have the floor, do I??"

Eric Mays: *in mocking tone of voice* "NYES YOU DOOO!!!!"

Kate Fields: "thank you very much"
Eric Mays: "What a fool!"
by OhBobSaget!!_1994 May 3, 2024
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May 22

It’s may 22 so it’s time for a hug
by Willyblakes May 21, 2024
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May 5th

May 5th is national send-nudes-day.
It was first ratified in the global constitution on May 5th 0002 AD
Oh shit, it's May 5th, gotta send these titty pics rq.
by may5thenjoyer May 5, 2025
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Mai Ham

Mai Ham is a very intelligent, talented, athletic, glamours, & positive person! Mai Ham likes to play around & that’s what makes Mai Ham Mai Ham. So if you have a friend like Mai Ham, keep them.
Damn, Mai Ham is so perfect!
by niagtsovtom May 1, 2022
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