emo kid

Gay Kid, and not gay as in touches boys, because that is a personal preference and of no objection to any open minded person, gay as in a whiny ass little bitch who wants to be recognized for wearing his moms pants and makeup.

emo kid is the douchebag who thinks hes different because he has now conformed to modern pop culture, you know him, and you know you want to kick his ass

by jer10 December 28, 2005

emo kids

1.Gay guys who like girls.
2.Those faggots that look act, and dress like girls, yet are justguys who hate their parents.
3.Straight dudes who make out with dudes.
see also-wrist slitting

Jerry is such an faggot, he wears make up and his sisters pants. He is one of those fucking emo kids.

by TheFloatingFetus September 26, 2005

Emo Corner

A website for people who want to learn more about emo to go to. Although a lot of thought was put into the site, and was created by fellow 'emos', it has very inaccurate descriptions of things, such as the definition about emo boys kissing. *look for my def of emo boys kissing for more info*

I myself think little of Emo Corner, and rarely, if ever, go to it.

A: Hey did you see the link to the emo myspace layouts on Emo Corner?

B: yeah they are kick-ass!

by XsammiXgirlX October 12, 2008

Emo Sock

The sock of a sad emo. The last option you have to clean your wounds after a session. Often white, originally, but, afterwards, red. Discarded, often hidden or thrown out... Or reused for a latter session.

I tossed my Emo sock away, quickly when I heard someone coming

by Ethereal98 January 5, 2008

emo maidens

A derogetory term which cool people use to describe fans of heavy metal music or anyone who claims heavy metal music as their first and foremost choice of music.

Metal heads as they are called often spend alot of time and energy whining about rap,goth,emo and other crappy ass music not realizing that their music also sucks and is laughed at by us old-school motherfuckers as trendy,teeny-bopper music.These punk ass little bitches are also always talking about how great and how cool bands like Iron Maiden,Guns and Roses,and Motley Crue are as if those bands even rate.Iron Maiden is a fucking joke.GNR has no talent.And Motley Crue are better known as the Douche Crew or as Buttley Screw to those "in the know" a.k.a. cool people.


synonyms: poser , fag , emo-fag , goth , trendies wanna-be's ,etc.

Oh my goth,look at those emo maidens thinkin they're all billy-badass baggin on emo and goth and not even knowing that metal is just as gay and pointless and stupid.Fuckin teenyboppers!!!!! emo-maidens = teenybopper bullshit!!!!!

Go listen to Mercyful Fart and die you little emo-maidens!!

I'll fuckin kill all you little fags! (quite literally)

(my wallet is the one that says "bad motherfucker" on it)

by I fuckin killed Disco you little fags!!!!!!! September 12, 2005

Sketch Emo

1.(adj) the sketchiest of the sketch

2.(adj) A person who is sketch and has emo tendencies.

That kid who just long-boarded over hear, with the hair swoosh, just stole my face. He's so SKETCH EMO!!

by Peace Chilly Willy April 14, 2009

emo week

When a website crashes, usually due to owner neglect. Named after an infamous non-event on popular British web comic Dog Egg, where the writer lost track of episodes during a series of emo related episodes due to be released during 'emo week'. The site spectacularly crashed and has never been fixed properly; Dog Egg even missed his 200th episode anniversary due to this fault.

Dave: Just checked that website and I'm getting php error messages ALL OVER IT.
Simon: Dear dear... All gone a bit emo week, hasn't it?

Mark: Holy christ update your website before it all goes emo week!
Adam: I can't be bothered...

by Rift Wolf December 1, 2006