Tow douche

A tow truck operator who thinks he knows everything but is actually an incompetent know it all idiot

Got my car towed last night, tow guy damaged my bumper.. what a fucking tow douche!

by HTJA October 22, 2016

Douche

A person who leeches people of happiness and is very thick. Quite LARGE and talks to himself in his own language. A bit scary..

Douche: GFJKGSGKALG
Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2: *shuffles away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*

by A. Victim September 26, 2009

douche farmer

When someone you know is a piece of shit and their using hoes daily to the the point they're practically a farmer.

Bradley is such a douche farmer this is his forth slut this weak.

by Fabian guerr May 7, 2018

Tongue douche

When a male/female orally pleasures a female whilst on her period until said period blood has vanished.

"Dude, did you fuck?"
"Ya, but she was on her period. I had to tongue douche her first."

by Casemonster June 19, 2013

douche

a fanny (vagina) washer

an idiot

i need a douche!

your a douche!

by urban dictionary user like you October 2, 2011

Douche nozzle

One with an excessive quality of douchiness. Someone who does moronic actions for the sole intent of douchifying everybody's day.

That douche nozzle just cut me off in traffic! I'm gonna ram my car so far up his ass he won't be able to shit for a week!

by Everyone's Favorite Nerd March 24, 2016

Douche bag drive by

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.

Did you see John do the douche bag drive by around the perimeter .

by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022