by pipp69420 May 21, 2024
Get the tbh creature mug.It's a mythical creature from meth army lore where this poor addicted household had a plastic bag covered in humanity and resin to the point where it woke up sentient and warns people addicted to drugs of upcoming dangers. It's a transmorphing plastic bag that grows syringes out of its limbs and dances on your back to warn of dangerous situations. The world's first living pokemon. Breakdances frequently.
by Cody5050 June 8, 2022
Get the Jibberwalky creature mug."This gay ass baristard ruined my caramel frappuccino with creature milk, it tastes like fucking smegma!! This is totally unacceptable!"
by Smegga November 20, 2025
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