Chad

a term with several definitions, the most current is a replacement term for jock.however it previously was used to describe the perineum region between the scrotum and anus.
nerd 1: hey dude how was the party?
nerd 2: it was fun till a group of chads showed up.
nerd 1: oh god, what did they do.
nerd 2: oh nothing drastic, but i was talking to this cute girl who is a engineering major. well before a chad came over. after that i didnt have to much luck with her, she was all over him.
nerd 1: well was he at least a good guy?
nerd 2: nah the guy was a shithead i dont even know how he got into this school.
nerd 1: so a fuckboy and a chad? damn dude bad luck.
nerd 2: no need to remind me, anyways wanna come play some dnd
nerd 1: sure man, just dont kill my character this time.
chad: hey did i hear yall say dungeons and dragons?
nerd 2: yeah, so sorry, we are big nerds.
chad: what do you mean? dnd is awesome, can i play with yall.
nerd 2: *whispers* guess he isnt a typical chad after all
nerd 1: sure you can
chad: alright sweet imma bring my girlfriend shes an engineering major.
cute girl from the party: oh hey werent you at the party?
nerd 2: yeah
nerd 1: *whispers* hehe looks like he stole your girl
nerd 2: *whispers* shut up asshole
cute girl: what was that?
nerd 2: OH! uhhhh nothing.
chad: well what are we waiting for lets go play!
by cjd5453 May 04, 2020
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The Chads

A rare condition in which the subject gains an uncanny ability to cause any traffic light on any given road to turn red when arriving within 100 feet of said light. The Chads can easily lead to frustration and late arrival at destinations. Prolonged exposure can lead to depression, self harm, and in extremely rare cases, suicide. Named after Chad Powell, supposedly the first documented case subject.
Boss - Why are you late?
Worker - Sorry boss, I had a bad case of The Chads this morning, it took me 15 minutes longer than normal.
by M-Belks April 05, 2009
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Chad

That guy who thinks hes way better than you usually has a juul a lettuce hairstyle an Iphone and airpods.
Jesus dude Phillip is so fucking annoying
Yeah I know he being a fuckin Chad
by Lord_Headass March 30, 2019
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Chad

A fat Arab with a uni-brow he refuses to shave. Not to be confused with an Alpha male.
by bigmomfucker69 July 22, 2021
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Chad

My one true love. The one that got away. The one I keep hoping comes back! Chad makes every woman fall in love with him after just a few days of being around him. He wrote me the most romantic message one time and then just fell off the face of the planet never to be seen again. By anyone except HER. The other woman that is, the one who cares only about herself, her cats and her selfish desires. Chad made me only attracted to older men with his sexy self and he really raised the bar for what I will accept in a relationship. I'll either hold out for Chad or an exact replica, whichever actually happens. I'll leave it up to fate to decide!
My sister: Who would you rather marry, Brad Pitt or Chad?

Me: Chadddd 😴
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Chad

A little bitch who won’t take a shot with his friends.
Friends: C’mon Chad! Shots!
Chad: Nah, I will in a few minutes.

*two hours later*

Chad still hasn’t taken any shots.
by Browncracka March 13, 2021
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chad

The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: 'I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.'
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Don't be a Chad, wipe your chad!
by Chaint. August 17, 2022
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