buffet bender

When a person usually your uncle bends you over the kitchen table and buttfucks you

You: Yeah me uncle did the 'ole buffet bender on me last night

Friend: wtf?

by crusadesraids August 20, 2022

Tube buffet

putting and eating food out of a freshly cleaned ass

Dude I tube buffeted my doctor yesterday

by Burner Boi May 07, 2020

raisin buffet

when 4 or more of elderly women of age 70 and plus, engaging in any sexual acts with a male to achieve orgasm. However, if the male is aroused through his prostate in order to achieve orgasm it is then considered the Atl buffet.

Dude, too bad you missed out on the raisin buffet last night. Mildred, was insane.

by madmaximo December 29, 2016

Jimmy Buffeting

Regular, and often painful, oscillation of the male gonads most often caused by sexual intercourse.

He was rogering her so hard, he got a severe case of Jimmy Buffeting.

by Erwin Buzz November 18, 2016

Cuck Buffet

When your significant other performs oral sex on another man and then feeds his semen to you like a mother bird feeds their young

"last night I hooked up with this chick and she had a boyfriend. after she went down on me she gave him a cuck buffet right in front of me!"

by dirtywastelander37 May 09, 2023

Hillbilly buffet

When u eat the pussy from the back and she grabs your beard from the front and pulls you in

I was five minutes into hillbilly buffet,when she squirted on my face

by Renegade rebel March 24, 2021

trucker buffet

Trucker Buffet, also known as a "truckstop soup kitchen" refers to organized sexual encounters involving several men engaging in intercourse without the use of protection and most notably with one recipient being penetrated by multiple partners. Trucker Buffets are typically associated with males engaging in homosexual intercourse with little regard to cleanliness or safe sexual practices.

Don't go in the showers, they're still mopping up after the last trucker buffet.

by xtshx September 19, 2022