The Silver Surfer

When you paint a surfboard silver and stick it right up there.

“James, fuck are you doing?”
“I’m doing the Silver Surfer ;)”

by 8==========I> May 27, 2019

surfer shower

a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.

daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!

by redheads are hot May 8, 2020

Trend Surfer

When someone tries to follow fashions with new trends trying to be cool but fails.
Because these people have no personal taste, they follow the masses.

That guy wears a pair of new balance 550, he is such a trend surfer!

That girl wears blue jeans with white air force, she really is a trend surfer!

by Erwy February 24, 2024