milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.

Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.

by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023

Dubious little creature

Cat

A dubious little creature up to no good.

by 22222222SSA July 21, 2024

lacey creature

Losers who use their status in music circles to groom underage people

Rick: Did you hear about the Jesse Lacey allegations
Rick 2: Yeah man, what a lacey creature!

by whatisbrandnew July 7, 2025