Burned my baked ziti

Italians use it..... Meaning you you caught an std.

Pauly D: Mikey ...she got me.

Mike : What you mean pauly/
Pauly: i burned my baked ziti

by The Riddler Riddling March 13, 2011

statutory Ziti

When a man named matt denies you a new years kiss and your forced to kiss a man that identifies as a tray of ziti. Ziti’s are ruthless creatures that will stuff you full of there ziti.

The only sexy thing about a ziti is that there the director of nursing.

Tabitha : please kiss me matt I don’t want to be statutory Ziti’d

by Abur tt January 2, 2025

statutory Ziti

When a man named William denies you a new years kiss and your forced to kiss a man that identifies as a tray of ziti. Ziti’s are ruthless creatures that will stuff you full of there ziti.

The only sexy thing about a ziti is that there the director of nursing.

Tabitha : please kiss me William I don’t want to be statutory Ziti’d

by Abur tt January 2, 2025

The Zity

The Zity is what local New Yorkers call New York City. People will know if you’re not from The Zity if you call it something else.

Guy 1. Where are you from?
Girl 1. I just moved to New York from California.
Guy 2. I told you she wasn’t from The Zity

by Not Spider-Man June 30, 2023