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Wisconsin Whitewater University

a school for idiots in the forsaken state of wisconsin where their fans are classless and racist.

a school where they have a homosexual purple bird as a mascot
jim: hey man where do you go to school?
fag: oh i go to school at wisconsin whitewater university!
jim: dude, you must be a douche bag
by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009
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Whitewater

A neighborhood in Mckenna/Roy Washington. The cool kids live in there. And hangout all the time. It has a river front park and a big horse arena. It's a great place to raise some kids!
Hey lets go to Whitewater!
by katicat January 16, 2011
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"whitewater" refers to white people, who are racist, but they are also good people. This word would be used when that person is not with you, but you can also use it when it is with you. When you want to refer to more people you would say "whitewaters".
"He is a good person, but he is such a whitewater"
"They are whitewaters"
by someonethatjustdie January 6, 2018
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Whitehaven

Where the jam is eaten in quantities so high and with such ferocity that Hartley’s, Bonne Maman and Wilkin & Sons year on year report the highest quantity of jam eaten per person per square mile than anywhere else on earth.

The IJSO (international jam standards organisation) created a new metric unit of measurement called the Whitehaven. Much like Farads, a 1 Whitehaven is an enormous value. It is used to rank jam per person per square mile. Other towns are usually measured in tiny fractions of a whitehaven such as micro or pico whitehavens and have the measure pW or mW.

Jam factories worldwide have a production per year that equates to 1 (one) GigaWhitehaven.

Any excess jam in is shipped to Whitehaven where the good townspeople ramp up consumption ans not to let any go to waste. Afterwards a new measure is taken for the coming year.

There means there is always exactly as much jam across existing reserves and planned production to keep Whitehaven going for exactly one year financial year.
“This jam has mouldy toast in it, should I throw it away?” - literally anyone

“Nah giz it ‘ere ey arl scran it nee bovva” - someone from Whitehaven
by As nut fray wukkint’n marra November 29, 2022
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