alabama wetnap Share definition Flag When you blow your nose in toilet paper then wipe you ass with it. I was out of wet naps, so I blew my nose in to the toliet paper, to make an Alabama wetnap, and wiped my ass with it. alabama wetnap by Right-handedbatter! February 13, 2023 0 0 Get merch Get the alabama wetnap mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch