upsidedown happy baby.

a sex position for the more adverntrous. The man hangs the woman upside down and inserts into her. She should giggle and smile like a baby while she swings upside down being pleasured. Origninates from south east peru and makes it 12 times more likeley to consieve. The upside down happy baby should be used with caution as many have died from head traumas.

Boy: dude did you try the "upsidedown happy baby." lasy night?
other boy: nah man it was too risky she was too tall and would have got hurt.

Girl: Shall we try the "upsidedown happy baby."?
Boy: yer it gives the best orgasms.

by Vom Duck October 31, 2011

upsidedown piano

When fingering a girl, and using a variety of fingers to satisfy her.

I play expert on upsidedown piano

I just played Mozart - Piano Concerto No. 21 on that bitches pussy

by Bikemaster October 24, 2012

upsidedownable

An whiteware appliance which is designed to be inverted.

Customer: Excuse me sir, is this dryer upsidedownable?
Sales Assistant: Do you mean can it be inverted to hang on the wall?
Customer: ...... yes.
Sales Assistant: Then yes it can.

by DrPhlebas March 5, 2021

upsidedowner

When a person lays on their back on a bed with their head hanging off the side. Then gives their male partner an upside down blow job. This is done right if the mans balls lay on the other person's nose.

Fawn was feeling frisky and gave Fred an upsidedowner. He was pleasantly surprised.

by Bunnehop September 15, 2012

straight upsidedown

Like straight up but more thorough! Usage of straight upsidedown requires no bullshit and beats it like michael.

Straight upsidedown brah... what's the deal with becca and dan?!

by Sonny Bonds September 2, 2007

Upsidedown Teacup

when an older man and a younger man have sexual intercourse, the younger man on his back with his legs over the older mans shoulders is being penetrated anally whilst having a sex aid shoved in his mouth.

Upsidedown Teacup? OMG DUDE THAT SHIT IS WRONG

by GRAND KING PISSER January 15, 2010

upsidedowness

The condition of being upside-down, usually over extended periods of time and often with the support of some wall. An old remedy against multilevel thinking.

Gas is so long in upsidedowness, he must have one serious multilevel thinking crisis.

by zolaskin August 7, 2012