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top tanking

The act of taking a serious shitsickle in the top tank of a toilet.
dude that chicks party was so lame top tanking her toilet was the only way to add a little atmosphere...she'll never forget that night once she discovers where that stench is coming from...don't go back for a few days !!!
by last star fighter August 31, 2007
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tanking the whale

A term used to describe having sex with someone who is large or has less than desirable physical qualities. It was coined one night when a invitation was sent out to join a party with a "extra large" sorority. When considering to accept said invitation, a man we will simply call JJ calmly said "lets do it, lets tank the whale".
So i went to that girls house the other night and we started to get it on until her room mate walked in and totally saw me tanking the whale.
by Thom Burney November 25, 2007
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Tanking

A team that performs bad on purpose. Usually (if major sports team) play bad to get better picks in the draft.
The 2017-18 Memphis Grizzlies are tanking.
by DeAmazing DeRozan May 14, 2018
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tanking

In reference to Magic: The Gathering gameplay. tanking is the act of "going into the tank" coming from 'think tank'. a player "in the tank" is considering their next line of play.
My magic online opponent has been tanking for several minutes now. I'm not sure what he could come out with to save him.
by cheezburgler October 25, 2010
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dry tanking

taking a crap in the toilet tank of a person you hate, preferably at a large party. the owner of said tank, upon sniffing the crap, will flush to no end until they realize they are flushing the unflushable.
my cheating ex had a party and so i snuck in and dry tanked her. i heard through the grape vine that she flushed for three days straight to no avail. dry tanking is the best!
by josie a. October 4, 2006
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fish tanking

its like teabaggingbut before the testicals go in the partners mouth, they take a drink so their mouth is full of liquid.
"yeah it was so great when i fish tanked lorn, it was rather exellent" i love "fish tanking"
by crazyfritzle May 5, 2009
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tanking

In dotA, using your hero to absorb enemy damage.

Effective when pushing, a tanker can absorb large amounts of damage while the rest of the team can focus on killing the enemy heroes.
Pudge: Look at the lvl 1 fv tanking those creeps. What a nub.
Faceless Void: stfu fattie, b0w dwn! 11! one!

later...

Faceless Void: 1 HoT and 2 Butterflies. I'm a tank.
Pudge: I'm so damn fat.
by jschmidty89 January 20, 2008
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