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SAUCY TACO TUESDAY 

While ordering your regular five crunchy tacos on Taco Tuesday you realize you're craving a soft taco so you pick up the fattest chick in the room take her home with a hard taco in her twat and before you go to eat her out snatch up some of the sauce left under her tits and put it on your appetizer before she gets ate, the soft taco awaits you inside her vagina.
I'm going out tonight for a saucy taco tuesday!!!
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Tuna Taco Tuesday 

Tuna Taco Tuesday is when two dirty tuna smelling lesbians are having sex on a Tuesday.
Jessica walked in on Karen and Cheryl during Tuna Taco Tuesday and almost threw up all over the place because of what she saw.
Tuna Taco Tuesday by BrianTheGr8 January 23, 2022

Taco Taco Tuesday 

Taco Taco Tuesday is a grassroots movement to encourage everyone to explore the joys of cunnilingus. Find a taco. Eat some ... taco. Enjoy life!
I'm so excited to Taco Taco Tuesday! It was Steak and Blowjob last month. Now it's my turn. Taco Taco for life!

No Taco Tuesday 

every month, a day comes up on Tuesday where you can't eat tacos. And this day is where everybody goes into a deep state of depression.
Yo I'm depressed because it's No Taco Tuesday

Taco Tecate Tuesday

When college students gather in their dorm on a Tuesday night to eat a lot of cheap tacos and drink a lot of Tecate. Taco Tecate Tuesday makes Tuesday one of the best days of the week, if not the best. Anything that starts with the letter T can/may be included into this night (togas, tequila, THC, etc.).
1) - Hey are you coming to eat tacos and drink Tecates tonight?

- I don't know, I have a lot of homework

- But it's Taco Tecate Tuesday!

- You're right! Count me in!

2) - Excuse me sir, do you know what day it is?

-I believe it's Tuesday

- No, it's Taco Tecate Tuesday!

Taco Bell Tuesday

When someone orders Taco Bell on a Tuesday, usually followed up by a bad case of the shits.
Guy 1: "Alright boys, it's Taco Bell Tuesday!"
Guy 2: "Aw, fuck!"

Taco Titty Tuesday 

N. A weekly event, which takes place on Saturdays, on which participants make and consume tacos
Yo! Are you coming to Taco Titty Tuesday?
Yeah, bro!