skud-merk

a ghetto-ass way to say skid-marks

that bitch got some skud-merks, get the fuck otta here

by taf rekcuf January 19, 2005

Skud Missile

Skud missiles are the solid/diarrhea anal rockets that wreak massive havoc on the toilet, leaving trademark skid marks on both the toilet and your ass cheeks. Skud Missiles are dirty and necessitate the sacrifice of many pieces of toilet paper.

Fuck dude, those hot dogs are gonna give me skud missiles.

by Ridiculon July 18, 2007

Billing a skud

This means Rollin up a joint.

"Oi Jon be right back just billing a skud".

by chazaboi December 10, 2007

skud zoot

The last bit of the zoot that you can’t finish

‘Yo bro can I get your skud zoot’
‘Of course bro’

by Trainer rico November 9, 2018

skud book

Scottish slang for a magazine containing pornographic material. Can also be used as to describe a felling of being unwanted.

Example 1 "Hey gee`s a look at that skud book! Check the tits on that!"

Example 2 " Always me that gets given the shitty jobs at work. I get passed around each department like a used skud book!"

by TheTam Bain Bawbag April 9, 2009

Skud Missle

Skud Missle is a big ass turd. A catastrophic turd.

Damn if you gone lay a Skud Missle that big flush the damn toilet nigga.

by J.Frank May 13, 2005

Skud Zoot

A skud zoot is when you scrape together all your bumpers and combine them into one zoot

"Theres a weed drought, we might have to roll a skud zoot"

by Jonathon Saccs Gobbsfrey, II August 15, 2023