Seventeen

A word that people think is sexual but has no actual meaning, used to trick people

"He's seventeen!"
"Don't say that in church!"
"Why?"
"Thar's not appropriate!"

by OzzyOsbourne April 12, 2010

Seventeensome

You made it!

I wanted to join in on creating a humorous definition for the urban dictionary but #15 screwed me over, so I had to create the seventeensome.

by The Wordemiester July 24, 2018

seventeen

a bunch of bad bitches with waists n asses you could only imagine in your dreams. KWON SOONYOUNG SAVED THE KPOP INDUSTRY ASF TOO STREAM SPIDER!!!

"man, im feeling a bit seventeen today"

by mingyus gf April 6, 2021

seventeen

seventeen is one the best groups that even existed stop discrediting them

“seventeen’s dino is a really good dancer”

by svtactics November 22, 2021

SEVENTEEN

Seventeen are a 13 member group who outsold. If you don't like seventeen then you don't like talent.

someone: who did seventeen outsell?

me: ur mum hahahaha...

by iheartsunoo July 11, 2022

Seventeen

A magazine directed towards teenagers- particularly girls- and is intended to turn them into sluts. If looked at by a normal person, it will probably make them want to kill someone as it is incredibly dumb and consists of nothing educational.

Person 1: Hey just picked up a copy of Seventeen!

Person 2: So this is how I die.

by The Xbox Controller January 20, 2013

seventeen

a fucking banger

(song by rich brian)

guy 1: hey man did u hear seventeen by rich brian?
guy 2: yeah mate it was a fuckin banger

by Shitpecker August 23, 2018