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Professional Pocket Watcher

A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.
Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win.

Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building.
by GO DJ HaKa July 7, 2023
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Professional Pocket Watcher

A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.
Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win unanimously.

Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building. All while almost losing his veteran rental voucher because he don't know his own rent or business, rather he knows everyone else's businesses.

Harris ridicules the toes of his daughter, the girlfriend and wives if his friends, and the random street walkers he picks up for sexual relations. Harris refuses to look down or acknowledge his own feet which are in need of serious medical attention: he nearly lost two toes to being frostbitten when he was too afraid to stay in the house with a woman he despised and too cheap to get a hotel room, and instead slept in his cold car on a freezing night.

Harris is a professional pocket watcher. He cares more about others (particularly women) toes than his own toes which, if a child has to look at, would make them cry.
by GO DJ HaKa July 7, 2023
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Pocket Watching

What a broke ass nigga uses as an excuse when asked about his money.
Brokie: I'm more richer then you
Another Person: How much money do you got?
Brokie: Stop Pocket Watching, Thats how I know your broke
by giganiggaoncord August 12, 2023
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Teabag pocketwatch

When you teabag a person in the sun and hold your dick up like a sundial.
Hit this person with a teabag pocketwatch and it was 3:30 with a chance of sweaty eyelids
by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019
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