Jewish Neck Tie

When the doctor takes your fore skin and stretches it around your neck after being circumcised

Mort Goldman wasn’t happy when he realized the doctor had given him a Jewish neck tie

by Mort Goldman August 26, 2022

scandinavian neck tie

Similar to an "Italian Neck Tie" in which the horrible act of slitting the throat and pulling your tongue through, the "Scandinavian Neck Tie" is the act of violently slitting someone's throat and sticking a whole Cod fish head first up and into the cut.

Dude, you still owe me 10lbs of Reindeer. Pay up or get the Scandinavian Neck tie!

by jermarley February 25, 2021

Magnetic Neck Tie

Much like the Colombian Neck Tie but this tie includes fire and staplers

You would look great in a Magnetic Neck Tie

by Whutu October 04, 2021