minotaur

a bunch of drunken wild animals who get their horns locked together in small spaces i.e. dive bars, or someone who scratches hooves in the dirt for no reason

"Dani was a total minotaur in Home Depot last Saturday" or "I was scratchin' hooves bigtime on that Cruise. I'm such a minotaur"

**Not to be confused with the Centaur**

by Dominick Lucas February 27, 2008

Minotaur

The making of the Minotaur was made millions of years ago when the first man was brought upon the Earth. As the man matured he had the urge to mate to increase the population of the new species of animal known as humans. Not having much knowledge what he saw move was a cow in the distance. The first thing in his mind was “oh boy I’d tap that” so he did...for several hours and fucking died. 9 months later the creature of the Minotaur was born being half bull and half human.

Oh boy it’s a Minotaur

by Granté September 24, 2018