Miguel

Literal god with a huge cock🗿

"I'll blow your back out bitch," says Miguel

by JFKxperience63 January 7, 2022

Miguel

Has the biggest Cock you will ever see, will face fuck hiss girlfriend so hard till she can’t speak, and will leave You limb from fucking.

Damn have you seen Miguel’s cock

by TaZeD December 5, 2020

Miguel

keyboard enthusiast; loves cars, especially BMW E30, which he will probably own 3 of. gets tilted at league of Legends but won't break anything, because half of the things he builds. Has aimbot in Fortnite, a good teamate but only wants kills. Loves the devil's music, METALCORE; the more they scream the better. Has a kink for tattoos and big boobies. Really good friend. Will sleep for 1hr and a half and he is good to go. Probably has a beard and wear glasses, Pirelli glasses. Jk they are prada. Because the devil wears prada and he loves the devil. And of course, a very big food lover!! Loves all food and cooks! *wink wink*

Miguel will help me build a keyboard after he cooks pasta and salmon for me.

by doritolover08 April 29, 2022

Miguel drunk

A condition caused prinicipally by the consumption of an excess of 25 alcoholic beverages (beer, hard-a, mouthwash, etc.) in a short period of time. The condition is typified by the repeated utterance of certain catch-phrases such as "I bet you do," "your titties are on point tonight," and "what a bunch of goat-herders." The condition causes the subject to indiscriminately consume nearby beverages, often at the behest of the drink's rightful owner, further worsening the condition and rendering treatment very difficult to administer.

This condition often leads to the kissing of one's best friends, male or female (this particular condition is also known as Mike Donahue gay). It has also been known to cause ones hands to grope nearby women, and may even cause the subject to resemble Tony Danza.

dude, I swear, every time you get Miguel drunk you get Mike Donahue gay.

by Nuri January 2, 2005

Miguel

A Mexican-American that is a true and dear friend. His unselfishness is what makes his character so great. He could be distant at times but that is only because he feels like he is being ignored by his peers.

Miguel is the type of friend that is not able to go to the strip club with you but would still be willing to give you spending money.

by The Truth You Couldn't Handle October 1, 2015

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by IM SINGLE AND PROUD ASF March 5, 2022

Miguel

Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like crazy.

Look its Miguel

by The ass eater May 7, 2018