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January 2

January 2 is a very special day where you celebrate how lazy you can be after a party. Since you have been drinking and drinking the day before, you are not so alive the day after. January 2 is a party that will be celebrated alone in front of a movie that you have already seen
Friend "Why does it look like you have a depression" You "because it is January 2"
by PuRe_PeRfEkT_aNd_SeLfIsH January 1, 2022
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january 2

girl: give me your hoodie
guy: why
girl: it’s january 2
guy: oh fuck
by kfreehill January 1, 2023
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january 2

the day to love your gf. give them your hoodie, hug them, and hold their hand, show affection
Guy 1 - give ur gf ur hoodie

Guy 2 - why

Guy 1- cuz its january 2
Guy 2- ok
by idk02010 November 29, 2023
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January 2

The birthday of the most beautiful, special, intelligent, loving, sexy, precious, and adorable woman you've ever met in your life.
It's January 2nd, some man somewhere is luckiest guy alive!
by xDANxxTHEMANx April 7, 2024
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January 2

National STFU day. On January 2, being a chatterbox and gossiping shall be punished with being forced to eat british food, a fate worse than death.
Sam: Hey Tom its January 2 and you just gossiped, take this beans on toast!
Tom OH NO JUST KILL ME PLEASE
by We can officially be friends. December 12, 2025
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Ignore my previous definition when i say "congrats you passed as any human can be bored" that doesn't make any sense, I meant that there are not many people who type all the months when bored because they have qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.
Im so bored i will search January February March April May June July August September October November December (2)
by tecopux January 18, 2022
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January 26th

The best people are born on this day and are to be loved forever don't let them go no matter what. They are also adorable.
Karen- why are you so adorable
Voice 2-I was born on January 26th duh!
by Urbae1739 December 20, 2019
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