Haden

a name used to describe someone who is an absolute fucktard who doesnt know shit and sucks at playing elliott

Bro you are such a haden

by kiyogotcheerios May 25, 2025

haden coats

your local druggie that comes to school high on shrooms and always needing to barrow a pencil for assinment that was due 6 months ago

my friend haden coats came to school high and asked if he could use a pencil i gave him a pencil and he asked me if i would buy shrooms from him

by titties76 April 4, 2019

Haden

Haden is super dumb, very short like 4’9 on a good day. Haden is SPED and has a huge crush on Nevaeh Blair. He looks like a walking tin can and needs a wheelchair

“Haden looks like my big toe, and he’s so short.”

by jjjsjjsjsjsjsjs May 23, 2025

Haden

A crippled square who everyone hates. They tend to be obsessed with sex but will never experience it. Their mothers are also whores.

Haden: I did your mom!

Everyone: Shut up Haden you cripple.

Haden: I'm a cool cripple! I broke my leg in a car crash.

Everyone: No the fork you didn't. You ran over your own leg with an ATV you dumbass.

by Josh Chandran November 9, 2022