Cockamanian 

A crazy fucking claim/take. One so flabbergasting you have to look at them in absolute shock.

Tim: the 9/11 was fake.
Jerry: what kind of cockamanian fucking story are you talking about?

Cockamanian by theballfondlerette July 15, 2023

Cockbrain

An extremely fragile person (almost exclusively a redditor) who is also an extremely, gigantic performative for internet points/approval. He has no real hate in his heart, so his insults are stupid and edgy (even though he thinks they're smart). He will be offended to death by even mildly indirect "racist" jokes. He has no idea what real violence is (although he pretends to know and pretends to be sensitized and highly against) and a gore video (or the average instagram comment section) is enough to annihilate him down to planck length.

Example 1: He is such a cockbrain. Why is he crying over IG users spamming "nigga"?

Example 2: Look at that cockbrain. He's saying that the West is evil for karma farming again.

Cockbrain by Imperium/ June 1, 2026

Cockbrain

An extremely fragile person (almost exclusively a redditor) who is also an extremely, gigantic performative for internet points/approval. He has no real hate in his heart, so his insults are stupid and edgy (even though he thinks they're smart). He will be offended to death by even mildly indirect "racist" jokes. He has no idea what real violence is (although he pretends to know and pretends to be sensitized and highly against) and a gore video (or the average instagram comment section) is enough to annihilate him down to planck length.

Example 1: He is such a cockbrain. Why is he crying over IG users spamming "nigga"?

Example 2: Look at that cockbrain. He's saying that the West is evil for karma farming again.

Cockbrain by Imperium/ June 1, 2026