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chicken scratch 

Even fucking chickens have to scratch their arseholes, don't they??

With extra beaks... OUCH!!!
"Peter gave a chicken scratch on his arsehole, good and proper. It was satisfying. He managed to remove that dried up piece of shit that was stuck to his bottom. It was a picture of himself!!!"

chicken scratch 

chicken scratch by ass December 26, 2007

Chicken Scratch 

Mexican American Indian adaptations of polka music. From the O'odham Indians in Arizona.
Can be danced to only if Mexican, Indian, or if White or any other ethnicity while drunk.
When I heard that chicken scratch last night I had to grab me a big girl and two step.

chicken scratch 

When an infected chicken scratches somebody it's called a chicken scratch.
chicken scratch by Trentmasta June 27, 2003

Chicken Scratch 

The handwriting the person your trying to cheat off of has.
Bob: Hey Bill, can I cheat off of you?
Bill:Sure
*shows paper*
Bob: Are you joking? What is this Chicken Scratch junk?
Bill: My handwriting

Chicken Scratch 

When somebody's handwriting looks like a chicken wrote it.
EX: T=Teacher S= Student
*S is writing essay*
T- Your handwriting looks like chicken scratch
S- Well to bad