Caro-Kann Opening

A chess opening that dates back to 69 BC. Was invented in present-day Ohio by Greek philosopher Nota Nalien. Popularized during AD 420, this opening is one of the few openings that nobody ever plays if they want to win. Other openings like this include the Anti-Fried Liver Defense, King's Head Opening, and the Ruy Lopez opening.

Person 1: Be careful of him, he's an alien.
Person 2: How would you know?
Person 1: He played Caro-Kann Opening.
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's an alien for sure. I play Ruy Lopez.
Person 1: *shoots person 2*

by RandomnessYT April 1, 2023

Caro Cunt

A person who plays the Caro Kann in chess and loses in less than 15 moves

Bro got checkmated in 13 moves while playing the Caro Kann. Such a Caro Cunt lol

by Beniu1305 May 11, 2023

Caro

Caro is a person who's petty and comes from a place like the ghetto. They're short and lactose intolerant

You're such a Caro!

by Kaz00 December 6, 2023

caro

caro cmx is a 😈😈 bad girl and shes a cattiva ragazza 👧

x : o no chi è quella con quella pistola in mano ?? 😱😱😱😱😱😱
xx : OH NO È CARO

xxx : SCAPPATE

xxxx : SONO TROPPO GIOVANE E CARINO PER DIE NOW
xxxxx : ma chi è caro ??
xxxxxx : ma inf
xxxx : a boh io sono giovane e carino

by milo 😟 December 15, 2021

Petey Caro

a horrible new sexual act able to be performed only by skinny mexican gays from san diego ca. involving rough anal penetrations with mexican snacks, like chili lollipops or spicy peanuts tied together with a string and then inserted rectally. Very disgusting, but apparently trendy in the La Mesa area.

"Man, those Petey Caro's left my asshole on fire!Delicious!

by samdaman November 22, 2004

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025