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Brocklebitch

/ˈbrɒk(ə)lˌbɪtʃ/
noun (informal)

A person who habitually avoids heavy or high-resistance weight training in a gym setting, instead confining their exercise to low-intensity or minimal-load movements while presenting themselves as physically committed or knowledgeable.
Despite claiming to train five days a week, he never deadlifts or squats—classic brocklebitch behaviour.
by Ydobonsiereh February 10, 2026
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Alex Brocklehurst

A sexy man. Very sexy.
Person 1: Have you seen him? He’s such an Alex Brocklehurst!
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The Brocklesby

That roughneck did the Brocklesby in the dog house
by Tonita September 5, 2025
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