Bondo Barbie

A highly modified suburban housewife. She’s in her mid to upper forties and usually drives a Ranger Rover or G-Wagon. She has two blonde daughters and a floppy-haired privileged lacrosse playing son that may or may not have a substance abuse problem. Her husband has a girlfriend and drives a four-door Jeep.

While Bondo Barbie is skiing the Alps, there’s no way to tell if her face of frozen from cold or too much botox.

by Eddamommy October 19, 2019

Bondo

Someone who trust in God, through every trials

I Bondo in the Lord through every circumstance.

by Manny2020 January 11, 2021

Bondo

Used to be car putty, but now it is the make up women use to hide imperfections. This definition specifically means the concealer that women use to hide imperfections on their faces.

Hey your friend's make up application looks flawless. She applied that bondo evenly all over her face.

by Tommy & Timmy B August 5, 2024

Bondo

"Bondo" is the make up that women put on their faces. Powder, liquid , and paste types of make up. The add enough to get life's dents and scratches out.

Hey man I am waiting on my girl to finish put on her Bondo.

by Tommy & Timmy B February 29, 2024