When you shit into a slingshot then ejaculate in the slingshot on top of the shit, and then attempt to launch the concoction toward a consenting person of choice (commonly a partner or signicant other).
"I am going to perform a Tel Aviv Slingshot you, and you can't stop me!" Yelled Person 1.
"Please do, I give you consent," Replied Person 2.
"Please do, I give you consent," Replied Person 2.
by koneyboney February 5, 2026
Get the Tel Aviv Slingshot mug.A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.
“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”
Or
“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”
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“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
Or
“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”
And
“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026
Get the Tel Aviv Tom mug.A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.
“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”
Or
“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”
And
“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
Or
“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”
And
“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026
Get the Tel Aviv Tom mug.A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.
“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”
Or
“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”
And
“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
Or
“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”
And
“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026
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