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The Morgue

The bank.

It holds all of your 'Dead Presidents' (Money)... (past presidents that are dead are on the face of money)

See also 'casket'.
Woman: I just had to go to the morgue today.
Friend: Aww... who died?
Woman: No,No. I just had to cash my check.
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The Mortal Instruments

A series of fantasy books written by Cassandra Clare.

The books are about a species called Shadowhunters who can't be seen by ordinary mundanes (humans) and destroy demons and rogue Downworlders. Downworlders are werewolves, vampires, faeries, warlocks, etc.

The main characters are Clary Fray, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis.
Person 1: Have you got the new The Mortal Instruments book?
Person 2: Yeah, it's awesome!
by FlushedToilet May 15, 2011
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The Morgan Freeman Effect

When you see a phrase related to a movie or TV show in text and you immediately hear the actors voice in your head as you read it.

Examples: "Hasta la Vista baby." "Say hello to my little friend." "Here's Johnny!" "Sickness must be purged."
The reason this is referred to as "The Morgan Freeman effect" is because Morgans voice is so distinct and ingrained in peoples memories that it is notoriously and extremely easy to recall when seeing his picture or reading a quote by him.
by Mooglyshigglesbottoms June 30, 2017
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spending the morning gold

I always begin my day by going to the toilet and spending the morning gold.
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The Morgan Freeman Theory

"The theory that everyone thinks and/or accepted that God looks like Morgan Freeman".

Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)
I have recently fallen victim to The Morgan Freeman Theory
by JoeBee January 18, 2008
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the mortal kombat

Besides being a kick ass fighting game mortal kombat also refers to a state of intoxication.

After a long night of drinking your head droops down and starts to bobble around. Much like in mortal kombat moments before the game says FINISH HIM. In which the person falls over and passes out.
Joe: Yo check at Rich lol, he's got the mortal kombat going. Should we finish him?

Kev: DAM RIGHT

ANNOUNCER: FINISH HIM
Rich finishes one more shot hits the ground and passes out.
by BECKDADDY62 February 12, 2010
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wee hours of the morning

The time immediately after midnight.

The hours of the morning that morning wood is at its peak.
During the wee hours of the morning, throwing up, and covered in dirt, Impala recognized she no longer wanted to be in Zeta Phi Gamma.

Mom, I can't wait for the wee hours of the morning!!
by The Master of Musical Mayhem September 14, 2013
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