The sneaky Martineau

While having sex with a woman doggy-style, you, as quickly as possible, sneak your pinky into her asshole. At the same time, you reach forward and bat your hand over her mouth so she makes Ojibwa Indian noises. Practice makes perfect, repeat every time until you get the desired effect which is making her yelp out of suprise and pain at your finger in her ass, then the covering and uncovering of her mouth will create a sound not unlike an Ojibwe Indian way cry

Last night I was drinking mad dog 20\20 and I have that big fry bread bitch the sneaky Martineau.

by Mr. MoFucknMartineau May 20, 2020

Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 341: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 343: Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

martin louis the king jr

the new nickname kanye west has bestowed upon himself.

"I was forced to change my name to Martin Louis the King Jr. Address me as such."

by uiop123 January 31, 2009

Martin in the kunskapsskolan

He is very nice and smart. He loves maths so he probably has A i maths.

person 1: Hey thats Martin in the kunskapsskolan and hes the smart guy.

Person 2: really that is so cool, he is so smart.

by sefs January 16, 2024

The Jimmy Neutron Steve Martin

the act of defecating on ones head while ejaculating on top of that then having one say "BRAIN BLAST"

"Dude, so Clara finally let me do the Jimmy Neutron Steve Martin on her yesterday.... it was amazing!"

" Karl did the most sensual thing to me yesterday, it's called The jimmy Neutron Steve Martin and i'm definitely letting him do it again to me tonight!"

"Dr. Jones told me that not only is the Jimmy Neutron Steve Martin good for your hair, its also good for your skin!"

by drunken_nights May 21, 2010