The Exorcism

While in bed you immediately mount your significant other and proceed to fart on their chest while holding them down under the covers. Their reaction to the act and the smell will send them into "exorcism" like convulsions and screaming.

Me: " After she embarrassed me at the party last night I had no other alternative retaliation but to give her The Exorcism while she was sleeping."
Bro:" Nah ah dude! You were drinking Guinness all night that must have turned her into a real Emily Rose!"

by DoomHammer November 4, 2014

Exorcising the McDemons

To expel three double cheezys and one supersize freezy the following day after excessive drinking and an unnecessary trip to McDonalds. Similar to the normal huge smelly shit, except on a much greater scale.

"Yo dog, hurry up i gots ta shower"
"Chill playa, im excercising the McDemons"

"want to see a dead body?"
"dog that aint a dead body, my McDemon wouldnt flush"

by T-Money April 2, 2004

exorcising the brown daemons

A phrase used to elaborately describe taking a crap.

"Sorry I'm late, I was just exorcising the brown daemons from my arse!"

by Feltch McFlop March 27, 2009

The Tennesssee Exorcism

The Tennessee exorcism consists of eating as much chilli as possible combined with a laxative, then you will nut on her belly and draw a cross with the nut, then you will quote random scripture verses while your playing with the fishing pole as she eats your ass. You hold on for dear life quoting as much scripture as possible till you have to nut and have the worst diarrhea possible then you will do both simultaneously at the same time as she eats your ass screaming “get the behind me Satan the power of Christ compels you” at the top of your lungs

I wanted to give my old girl The Tennesssee Exorcism but she looked at me a like I was crazy for some reason.

by Yeah Buddyy December 23, 2025