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JuicyFruit-Stairwell Syndrome

1.Inability to negotiate stairs and chew chewing gum at the same time.
2.Multitask-impaired.
3.Failure associated with being clumsy, while attempting to be cool.
My inability to wax poetic about a favored movie, and remember its title at the same time, shows that I'm hopelessly eaten up with the JuicyFruit-Stairwell Syndrome.
by TurnipTrucker August 31, 2009
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eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.
I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.
by Edgecs September 12, 2017
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