(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.
Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
"What's up with Joe today?"
"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."
"Poor bastard."
"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."
"Poor bastard."
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Person 1: Whose that sexy chick? Is she a supermodel?
Person 2: No... that's just my friend, Sharleen
Person 2: No... that's just my friend, Sharleen
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The most beautiful, sexy girl in the world. So extreamly sweet and makes you feel like you are the most important loved thing in the world. With the biggest heart. Her arms are so warm and safe and she is the best thing to cuddle at night. Lips so soft and kissable. Sharene has the bestest smile and best curves. You'll want a Sharene every minute of everyday.
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