John: "I got robbed on my way home on the school bus!"
Mary: "Maybe the school bus rode the CTA Red Line."
Mary: "Maybe the school bus rode the CTA Red Line."
by thattransitguy June 13, 2021
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Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.
by Big shot 91 June 12, 2021
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