poofter

a gas plant fill in that carries a "purse for a lunch bag"
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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Davids tummy felt funny earlier in the day and he did a nice plop on the dunny... The same feeling happened in the shower and he did a pop, it smelt like rotten eggs but he was relieved that whilst looking down at his feet, there was no poofter present
by Unsinkable March 08, 2008
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a fart , flatulence , passing gas , "poof" .
"pffffffft " "brrrrrrraaaapppp " " hey who let the poofter ? " followed by... "the smeller's the feller "
by gwar hero December 04, 2005
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A bro who seems to enjoy men's company more than the ladies.
Chick: hey wanna chill tonight ?

Bro: Nahh, i gotta hang out with my bros were gonna chill all night play some xbox watch some porn.

Bro 2: What a poofter!
by brosaurus rex January 08, 2009
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a straight male acting/commenting in a flamboyant manner while twisted out of their mind
after killing a J in tkpk, sam mentioned how much he enjoys gigantic poos which isnt entirely differentfrom anal sex...and subsequently called a poofter
by PePe_Le_Pue December 15, 2004
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see also 'Hillsy'
That poofter is such a HILLSY!
by Kevin Rowland August 08, 2003
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Poofter baiting

Poofter baiting consists of writings on the wall of male public toilets to entice homosexuals to meet and perform sexual favours.

The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc
That public toilet wall was full of graffiti and Poofter Baiting writings. Must be a gay toilet.
by kam75xx February 24, 2019
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