October 18

National quit your assclowning day

“She’s such a fucking assclown I wanna eat her alive”
“Don’t worry, tomorrow is October 18, national quit your assclowning day”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

October 18

National suck dick day

it’s October 18 let’s suck some dick

by Anna linda October 16, 2019

October 18

October 18 is hug your bf/gf from behind and let them give you dares 😈

On October 18

Ask your bf/gf for a dare and hug them from behind Everytime you see them ;)

by Humna yeeehwaaaaw October 17, 2019

October 18

The one day of the year where you can both grab a guy’s dick, and a girl’s ass instead of having to wait for the consecutive days

John: Dude it’s October 18th.
Sam: *grabs his dick*

by Peeper_ October 15, 2019

October 18

On October 18 you have to kiss your bestfriend on the lips because it’s on a Friday

Bro it’s October 18

by crackhead🥵💕. October 15, 2019

October 18

National kiss your crush day! One of the few days a year you can actually have an excuse to kiss your crush wether theyre single or taken!

October 18th:
*Girl kisses crush who has a girlfriend already* Crush: what was that for?
Girl: Today is national kiss your crush day!

by YoBaeTay October 16, 2019

October 18

Dirty Day get hella dirty in any way you want without it meaning anything - real-life and online 😎

Chad: Hey baby whatchu feeling
Brittany: I'm down for anything, I mean why not it's October 18

by LaxBroBoy October 15, 2019