Oceanside Oyster

Where one consistently jacks off into a shot glass and drinks their own cum because they can't get laid by dudes or chicks.

Male 1: Hey, you're cute what's you name?
Girl/Guy2: Hey there, not to be rude but I'm just not interested, I'm looking for a real man.
Male1: Oh thats alright, I'm just going to head home an Oceanside Oyster night cap.

Later that night...

Male 1: I love drinking my own cum.

by BurritoWizard69 October 6, 2020

Oceanside, NY

The place to build a family if you are poor, white, Trump supporters or poor, white public school teachers.

-Why do you live in Oceanside, NY?
-It’s the only place I could afford in Long Island that is still mostly white.

by NoonelikesOceanside March 3, 2023

Oceanside Hunks

Being big and hunky , but also from oceanside.

“Wow, who are they?” “Those are the Oceanside Hunks”

by OceansideLover900 May 1, 2024

Oceanside hunks

The hunks of oceanside , long island.

those are the girls that are dating the oceanside hunks. they are so cool.

by OceansideLover900 June 10, 2024