Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can

Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024

National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day

National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day is the day when you can stairban a furry that is named zirin.

"oh shit i just got stairbanned"
"haha it is National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day"
"I'm not named zirin and I'm not a furry"
"oh"

by \\\/\ October 26, 2020