morninoonight

refering to any time of the current day. It is a mix of the words morning, noon, and night, usually used to answer of question of what time you will be somewhere. Used sometimes in Subway ads.

You: I can't wait for the party.
Friend: What time is the party?
You: It's morninoonight.

by HungyNinjaHippo October 31, 2010

Morninoon

The time between 11am and 12pm where waking up at this time is considered late by the status quo.

Good morninoon, Sila. Hope you marinated well.

by Lokoyo April 28, 2021

The Morningtown Milkmaid

The act of sneaking into the mothers nursing room at your place of employment to enjoy a “private milking” using the breast pumps.

I was feeling a little fruity at work one morning so I hooked my genitals up to the breast pumps and milked myself dry. The experience of The Morningtown Milkmaid includes the use of 4 suction cups. One on each gonad, one on the snorkel and one delicately attached to the sphincter. This is not to be confused with the “Jersey Jerk” which only utilises one pump.

by Lord Barrington Smythe the 1st November 17, 2025