Slang originating in the 1970's for a member of the Unification church aka WorldCARP, created by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. He claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and equal to God. Moonies often target young, clean, ambitious people for their cult. They often use shady practices but claim innocent motives (world peace, anti-communism, etc).
Fast Facts:
They control over financial 1000 organizations around the world including the Washington Times.
Sun Myung Moon is highly superstitious, and uses psychics and occultic rituals for guidance.
Marriages are often arranged, and are sometimes used for people to gain citizenships in other countries. Newlywed couples are even told what positions to use for sex.
Moon wants to establish a New World Order and believes Koreans are the divine race.
"The whole world is in my hand, I will conquer and subjugate the world."
(Sun Myung Moon, Master Speaks, May 17, 1973)
Fast Facts:
They control over financial 1000 organizations around the world including the Washington Times.
Sun Myung Moon is highly superstitious, and uses psychics and occultic rituals for guidance.
Marriages are often arranged, and are sometimes used for people to gain citizenships in other countries. Newlywed couples are even told what positions to use for sex.
Moon wants to establish a New World Order and believes Koreans are the divine race.
"The whole world is in my hand, I will conquer and subjugate the world."
(Sun Myung Moon, Master Speaks, May 17, 1973)
These moonies keep asking me if I want to take a "survey", why don't they just leave me alone already!?
by Francisco March 10, 2005
by Mtboagee January 11, 2018
A devotee of the Unification Church, a somewhat creepy religious organisation run by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. Moonies are known for their shady practices, such as selling roses at airports and lying about who the money goes to. The Washington Times is proported to be owned by Rev. Moon.
by Alan May 14, 2004
by Gab16 July 19, 2007
Moonies; Noun (muun-nees)
To invite someone over to watch movies with the intention of hooking up with them.
Moonies are most likely held in a smaller more cramped room. It is unusual for the female party to know about the boys intentions.
To invite someone over to watch movies with the intention of hooking up with them.
Moonies are most likely held in a smaller more cramped room. It is unusual for the female party to know about the boys intentions.
Sam: I'm inviting a girl over to have Moonies tonight
Bart: What you watching?
Sam: 5 minutes of Step Up, then 2 hours of her
Bart: What you watching?
Sam: 5 minutes of Step Up, then 2 hours of her
by moonieman69 July 19, 2010
by EMOprincess5 July 25, 2009
Much like a selfie. You take a picture showing your face, except it shows part or all of your ass in the photo. Usually using a mirror. Post it on Facebook statuses and such for tons of humour.
by Blackskull1337 May 15, 2014