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Jack Melville 

A manly biker dyke that will accept fisting as payment for nearly anything
Person: Hey sorry i forgot your 5$

Jack Melville: Its okay just fist me as payment im also a gay jew

Designated Melviller 

Named after the writer Herman Melville who wrote Moby Dick when your homies go to the club this is the guy preselected whose job it is to distract the fattie friends so that you can talk to the hottie
BRIAN: Derek's gonna slay tonight!!
ETHAN: Nah man he's the designated melviller

brandy melville core 

when you’re body shamed by the dimensions of any architectural structure
brandy melville core:

ana: yoooo iris walk through that corridor

iris: gorllll i can’t that’s witerwally so brandy melvillle core
brandy melville core by ledds November 23, 2023