ken the barbie doll

what some guys look like during wrestling in their tight uniforms

A1: Dude look at S, he looks like Ken the Barbie Doll
A2: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

weeks later...
S: Hey guys
A2: KEN THE BARBIE DOLL!!!
A1: SHUT UP!!!!
A2: U no it makes u green!!

by u've..been...a..bad..boy..go..to..my..room September 29, 2005

Ken Doll Cold

So cold your manhood is non-existent

It wasnt till I was balls deep that I realized it was Ken Doll Cold!

by Spookm14 June 27, 2019

ken dolling

The act of tucking your junk behind your legs to see in the mirror what it'd be like if you didn't have said junk,

Greg is late for work again, must've spent too much time ken dolling in the bathroom this morning.

by sphincterhole March 10, 2017