Ron on my Face

Having male ejaculate on your face.

"I woke up with some Ron on my face this morning."

by xmeddlerx June 8, 2018

beat my face

The act of wearing a lot of nicely done makeup.

Basically caking your face.

Anna: why are you taking so long to get ready

Vicky: because I have to beat my face

by ViLynn January 28, 2016

ride my face

The act of a female riding on a man's face. This can also go for lesbian couples as well.

"Do you like the I flick my tongue or nah...
You can ride my face until drip and cum"

-Or nah
(Ty Dolla $ign feat. The Weeknd & Wiz Khalifa)

by bignoodle September 18, 2014

Jizz in my face

A replacement term for backoff, chillout, or go away. Used when someone is telling you off.

Fobeo-"Did you just knock my books down, what's your problem!"
Jim-"It was and accident, no need to jizz in my face."

by Mr. Postman2 April 19, 2010

shitting on my face

To be told a lie or a truth that seems at the time to be unbelievable

No way did that happen, are you shitting on my face?

by Nappies July 20, 2008

smell my face

Heroically coined by morning jock Elliot Segal on DC101 as a t-shirt design. it means absolutely nothing except when you say it, you gotta say it like white trash. it also makes a great insult when you can't think of anything to say.

Say i was going to the White House but couldn't figure out which tux I'd want to wear. Then i'd probably just put on my "Smell My Face" t-shirt and some jeans i wore the day before

by the legendary 9 September 5, 2005

Unfuck my face

Putting on makeup to hide your unattractive face.

I had to unfuck my face this morning before going in to work.

by rapidexchange November 26, 2015