hovercraft

BrE. collective noun for a certain kind of fish.

A school of fish, a pod of whales, a shiver of sharks, but a hovercraft of eels.

Joe: Gimme some eels. This will be the best meal of my life.
Fishmonger: Got you covered, bro. We sell them by the hovercraft.

by dlatikay December 30, 2019

Hovercraft-Fart

The circumstance where one farts so long and hard they float on a cloud of fart gas. This is mostly achieved in a leather chair or other non-porous surface.

I ate so much re-fried beans I've been hovercraft-farting all day.

by The OG Dumptruck June 18, 2025