Goosebumbas

Boobs but if they were for ventriloquist dummies

1. hey wanna see my goosebumbas?
2. no, dummy.

by Longsumerian January 12, 2022

Gooseloop

A great invention that everyone needs to have in their household, something that will make anyone who uses it happy no matter how shit their life is. It is composed of a hoop of rope tied to a ceiling, not to be confused with a noose.

"I've had such a bad day man"
"Looks like you could use a Gooseloop"

by kuyashiiwa August 4, 2025