flonked

When a person is 'out of it' or 'dazed'.

Jeff: Hey Micheal, you good?
Micheal: Sorry dude, i'm just really flonked right now.

by ghostcakes July 14, 2021

Flonked

verb (past tense)

To get stuck in a tire-width ice well in an alleyway.

"I got my car flonked"
"Can you help me get my car unflonked"

by mmmmmykesmm February 4, 2026