Girl 1: Omg he looks like an Ezra so hot sksksksksk
Girl 2: OMG HES MINE BACK OFF SKSKSKSKSK
Girl 1: NO WAY HES TOO GOOD FOR YOU SKSKSKSKSKSK
Girl 2: OMG HES MINE BACK OFF SKSKSKSKSK
Girl 1: NO WAY HES TOO GOOD FOR YOU SKSKSKSKSKSK
by Big boi Thanos 69 420 September 03, 2019
by Fe4rlessAb0r July 16, 2019
Ezra is a God.
by nationalist cat January 05, 2021
Ezra is the type of guy that probably owns a super popular tumblr account. Why, you ask? Because he lives in New York with his cat, he listens to acoustic music, he likes those weird musicals, he goes to Bernie rallies, and he claims to be a writer (though he will rarely show you what he has written, so that's pretty sketchy), plus he probably drinks his tea hot and wears glasses while he does it, even though he has perfect vision and drinking tea doesn't typically require reading glasses. If you get the chance, you should most definitely befriend an Ezra, I guarantee it will be worth it. Ezra doesn't like cliché romance novels, though he will probably snap at you if you say he doesn't like them, plus it's probably really hard to watch movies with him because he would point out all of the plot holes and claim that "it's just part of the whole writer thing." Lastly, the most important thing about Ezra is that he is secretly Jar Jar Binks, so you are required to call him Dragon Daddy, because he's probably super kinky about that type of thing. Plus, apparently he's a god with a huge penis or something (not that I would actually know) (....yet)
by TotallyNotTessa June 09, 2016
Ezra is a walking god on earth, he remains on the video games but will always find time for his girlfriend. Even though he might be annoying you can’t stand a minute without him. Ezra can make u very horny and can always make u smile and laugh. He is great in the bed and probably has a huge ass penis.
by underatedfishy April 26, 2019
The most beautiful, sexy, and the happiest person you will ever meet. She is amazing. The only bad part, she will be short.
by Johhny quick April 30, 2019