pussy to dick ratio 

The ratio of women to men at an event.

Jose: Whats the pussy to dick ratio at the mall?

Rob: Not good man, its 1:4.

Jose: Ahh fuck that, I'll chill at the crib instead, wanna smoke a L?

pussy to dick ratio by Yoshe January 4, 2009

Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 

A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.

Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.

Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th by "Underpants kid" April 9, 2020

Pussy ass dick-rider bitch 

Someone who is willing to talk shit but can’t back themselves up, commonly brown noses the important men in their life, needs validation in order to make themselves feel truly worthy and is a total waste of space that is scared of the consequences of their own fucking actions.

This breed of “human” is most commonly, but not limited to white, cisgender, heterosexual men with a severe praise kink and a need for validation from men at all times.

If they do fit into the vast majority of this breed, they will commonly use their privilege to get what they want then refuse to admit that they have any fucking privilege, commonly saying that they’re oppressed in one way or another.

“Zulu is such a pussy ass dick-rider bitch. Maybe he’ll get the karma he deserves.

Pussy ass dick-rider bitch by PIXELMATOR March 12, 2023

Pussy-ass dick 

Some everybody were stupid ass and like dickheads!

.A:Activision is such an pussy-ass dick company.They worked nothing.

Pussy-ass dick by Prolol23Word July 6, 2023

extreme banging pussy licking dick sucking 69 users 

Perfectly describes the lesbian three-some I saw in the closet at school yesterday.

PLEASE NEED BLEACH

Bob: Bro... did you know that Jack and Claire are having sex in the nurse's office!
James: yoo I knew they were like that but I didn't think they would do such a thing!
Rick: WIAT JACK AND CLAIRE ARE EXTREME BANGING PUSSY LICKING DICK SUCKING 69 USERS??!?!!?

extreme banging pussy licking dick sucking 69 users by I<3fortniteporn April 11, 2022

pussy faggot dick licker 

When either: a) kids drink baby shots (usually half filled of less), and choose "tipsy" labeled shot glasses when given many other options
b) kids get a rash on their chest from not being able to handle the greatness of hard liquor (specifically rubinoff)
c) kids who play dizy bat and don't finish their beers and end up letting half the foam drip out of the end of the bat after they "chug"

Chris: "Hey don, that kid over there is a pussy faggot dick licker. He pours shots like a woman"
Nick: "Hey Chris, this pussy faggot dick licker is getting a rash after three shots"
Don: "Hey nick, who is that pussy faggot dick licker wasting beers, emptying the dizy-bat for no reason?"

pussy faggot dick licker by cashflowmofo October 6, 2011

National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15 

Touch any boys penis or any girls vagina
Day april 15

You girl rub my dick it is national rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15 by Jamaican buddy April 14, 2019