Croatian

A person that smells like cheese and mayonaise and is often found licking mayonaise off of peoples discarded food. Also they have a small penis.

Who is that licking mayonaise out of the garbage. I dont know but i think he is croatian

by Zarshan the sun conquerer December 24, 2010

croatian

The long lost links to humans, not entirely humans yet, not apes all that much. Usually prefer following others into wars, like Hitler. Also, they like pretending that they are actually brave and strong.

P1: Look at that monkey, acting all Croatian.

P2: Nah brah, that's the long lost link.

P1: Woah! It looked almost human!

by Firty Ducker May 15, 2016

Croatian

People who have the biggest average cock size in the world (22.4 cm).

Person 1: Did you know that he is Croatian?
Person 2: Wow, it means he has a huge cock!
Person 3: Yeah, he pounded me once with his 25 cm long Croatian cock.
Person 1 and 2: Wow! We need some Croatian cock here and now!!!

by the_next_star June 23, 2024

croatian

someone who has no sense of humor.

damn, this croatian over here is so unfunny.

by sapphirez1 May 8, 2024

croatian

a neo-nazi guy who claims he's straight but loves sucking hungarian wang

#accurate #croatian

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

Croatian Sensation

A person who is beast in anything they do. Also the best looking.

Look at Alex he's a Croatian Sensation

by Joemannn April 30, 2016

croatian cock

Croatian Cock is known as one of the biggest, thickest and longest in the world.

There goes Tomislav again. He has a foot long Eastern European Croatian Cock! Tomislav pounded her so hard that she couldn't walk for a week.

by Luck of the Irish January 18, 2017