Chicken scratch

The way my stupid fucking fag of a friend writes

Wow faggot you write so shit what is this chicken scratch?

by Chide man 3000 March 14, 2018

chicken scratch

Even fucking chickens have to scratch their arseholes, don't they??

With extra beaks... OUCH!!!

"Peter gave a chicken scratch on his arsehole, good and proper. It was satisfying. He managed to remove that dried up piece of shit that was stuck to his bottom. It was a picture of himself!!!"

by Peter Stringfellow June 20, 2003

chicken scratch

A scratch from a chicken

Chicken Scratch of dominoes

by ass December 26, 2007

Chicken Scratch

Mexican American Indian adaptations of polka music. From the O'odham Indians in Arizona.
Can be danced to only if Mexican, Indian, or if White or any other ethnicity while drunk.

When I heard that chicken scratch last night I had to grab me a big girl and two step.

by O'odham polka May 9, 2010

chicken scratch

When an infected chicken scratches somebody it's called a chicken scratch.

by Trentmasta June 27, 2003

Chicken Scratch

The handwriting the person your trying to cheat off of has.

Bob: Hey Bill, can I cheat off of you?
Bill:Sure
*shows paper*
Bob: Are you joking? What is this Chicken Scratch junk?
Bill: My handwriting

by That one person you never knew January 18, 2019

Chicken Scratch

When somebody's handwriting looks like a chicken wrote it.

EX: T=Teacher S= Student
*S is writing essay*
T- Your handwriting looks like chicken scratch
S- Well to bad

by BillNy3 V2 May 24, 2019